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Some days I wake up in the morning and think I am Blake Lively.

However, I am quickly reminded that I am not… When I turn over, trying to grab for Ryan Reynolds’ man boobs… Only to embrace… Filbert.

I’m not the only one who sometimes thinks they’re something they’re actually not…

This tomato thinks it’s a duck…

This potato thinks it’s a bear…

Gwen Stefani thinks she’s an egg…

And this over-sized rat thinks it’s a turkey! Someone grab the gravy!

Hmmm… Thanks Vianessa but… I don’t think that’s gravy.

Yeah, WTF is that?!

Glad you asked! It’s actually squash trying to be a doughnut and a doughnut trying to be… A TURKEY!

Man, being a turkey must be pretty finger-licking good (oh wait, that’s chicken) because everyone/thing seems to want to be one!

Well, I DON’T want to be one… I just want to eat one… Or food that’s shaped like one… And you will too! Which is WHY Vianessa and I created squash doughnuts that are shaped like turkeys… Or what we like to call: Identity Crisis Cake Doughnuts!

Vegans will feel like they’re eating an animal without actually eating an animal… What UP… LOOPHOLE! (these doughnuts are vegan).

If you want to have your “turkey” and eat it too… Gobble up the latest GiGi Eats video!

Batter:

3 Tbs Coconut Flour
2 Tbs Ground Flaxseed (+ 1/4 Cup Water)
2 Tbs Stevia
1/2 Medium White Acorn Squash (Steamed and Chopped)
1 Cup Unsweetened Vanilla Coconut Milk
A Pinch of Cinnamon

Toppings:

3 Tsp Cinnamon + 4 Packets Pure Via*

2 Tbs Cocoa Powder + 5 Packets Pure Via* + 1/4 Cup Unsweetened Coconut Milk

Whatever your heart DESIRES!

Directions:

Combine all batter ingredients into a food processor.
Distribute batter into baking pan/doughnut molds.
Bake in oven at 380 degrees for 30 – 40 minutes.
Remove from oven, let cool.
Heat a skillet with 2 – 3 Tbs Coconut Oil.
Place doughnuts in skillet and “fry” on each side for 3 – 4 minutes.
Remove from pan and let cool.
Drizzle/sprinkle toppings over doughnuts and sink your teeth in**!

* Save $.55 on ONE (1) Pure Via® Non-GMO, All Natural, Zero Calorie 40 Ct. Packets, while supplies last. I got mine at Walmart.

**Pure Via is also offering a free Jewel song/cookbook download… Bake and listen! Additionally, for those who love to combine their passion for baking with a good laugh, there’s something I’d like to share with you. This compendium of delightful baking puns is a treasure chest of joy that’s sure to tickle your funny bone while you’re whipping up your next creation.

SO TELL ME…

How do you feel about TURKEY-SHAPED foods?
What celebrity is a victim of BEING SOMETHING HE/SHE is NOT?
What is/are your favorite doughnut toppings?
If you have a pet… Do you take care of him or her by giving them Holistapet’s CBD treats?!
If you have a dog, do you take good care of him, do you bring him to a dog boarding facility?
Are you an appliance licker? Ever cut your tongue on a blade?
Have you ever tried… THESE?!

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