Okay. What I am about to say may “spread” some of you the wrong way. sugar-free dairy-free avocado pudding
Now I am certainly not trying to offend anyone… Just simply speaking my mind.
I believe if a douche bag or a “basic” were to manifest themselves as food… He or she would be a piece of avocado toast.
Hear me out on this one before you head straight to the comment section to defend your beloved eat.
But wait, maybe you have forgotten about the “almighty” avocado toast since it seems as though all things CBD have knocked the creamy green fruit and its crunchy vehicle off their throne.
I won’t even tell you what kind of person I think would manifest from anything CBD…
AND… Back to avocado toast.
Nope, I’m not sharing a recipe for it, because well, I am not a fan of boneheads.
The reason why I stand behind my claim about avocado toast is that well…
The combination is just so ridiculously simple yet for some reason bowed down to like a lot of the douche canoes and the do-nothings of the world.
Common, $7 – $14 for a piece of toast slathered in avocado. Puh-LEEZE!
Don’t tossers and basics realize that they should be putting that money towards… Hair gel and leggings?
Now… I get that avocado is “extra” and I am all for EXTRA (this girl LOVES herself some avocado)…
But instead of putting that creamy goodness on a stale piece of dry and bland toast…
Why not slide it into your burrito… Sprinkle it on your salad… Roll it in your sushi… Or…
USE IT AS YOUR CREAMY BASE FOR PUDDING.
Yep. You read that correctly.
Use avocado… As. Your. Base. For. PUDDING!
Did I just make you drop your Snack Pak?
That’s exactly what I did in the recipe I am about to reveal to you… And then I added SWEET flavor customizations to really GUAC* YOUR WORLD.
Now Is the idea of avocado pudding “spreading” you the wrong way (too)?
Well… The proof is in the pudding. So… Click play below…
CUSTOMIZABLE AVOCADO PUDDING
(SUGAR & DAIRY-FREE)
- 3 Whole Avocados, diced
- 1/2 Cup Unsweetened Coconut Milk
- 1/4 Cup Sugar-Free Syrup of Choice
- 1 Tsp Vanilla Extract
- 2 Tbs Collagen Peptides (optional)
- 1/4 Cup Sugar-Free Coffee Creamer Powder
- 1/4 Cup Xylitol Sweetened “Honey”
ADD-INS:
- 1 Scoop Kiss My Keto, Birthday Cake Protein Powder
- 1 Scoop Designer Protein, Chocolate Egg Protein Powder
- 1 Scoop Nuzest Clean Lean Strawberry Protein Powder
- 1 Scoop Perfect Keto Salted Caramel MCT Oil Powder
- KetoholicNYC Sugar & Dairy-Free Rainbow Sprinkles
- Explorado Market/FatFit.Go Sugar & Dairy-Free Chocolate Chips
- ChocoZero’s Sugar-Free Caramel Syrup
Pudding out the instructions on how to make this recipe… RIGHT HERE!
SO TELL ME…
- Are you guilty of spending more than $7 on a slice of avocado toast? Convince me as to why it’s so good and worth the money!
- Does avocado pudding sound delicious or gross to you?
- First thing that comes to mind when you think of pudding, GO!?
- CBD… Are you ABOUT THAT LIFE?
- What do you think is the most over-rated food/food combo?
- Which flavor of pudding would you try first: Birthday Cake, Salted Caramel, Chocolate or Strawberry?
PS: I am hosting a giveaway for the Explorado Market/FatFit.Go Sugar & Dairy-Free Chocolate Chips along with some of their other goodies over on my Instagram page… Starting at 8:30 am PST, April 2nd!