Chinese Take Out, Made In
When your friends flake on plans like dandruff. When your Tinder date ghosts you even before you meet for the first time at that seedy… Read More »Chinese Take Out, Made In
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HOT DOG! These Are Good!
The dog days of SUMMER… Woof. It’s a universal truth that… SUMMER… SOOOOOO hot right now. I bet those Jenner girls along with their ridiculously “caked”… Read More »HOT DOG! These Are Good!
A-dory-bly FIN-TASTIC Favorite, Made At Home
This may come as a SHOCK but… When I go into the kitchen to conceive a recipe… I tend to act like Dory. You know…… Read More »A-dory-bly FIN-TASTIC Favorite, Made At Home
Teenage Mutant Mint Chip Ice Cream
Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael would most certainly be exorbitantly flabbergasted by the absolute inventive brilliance I am about to reveal to you. That’s because the… Read More »Teenage Mutant Mint Chip Ice Cream
Superheroes Making Salads In The Kitchen
If duck-billed platypi could talk… They’d probably tell you that I am a Shetland pony-sized azure-colored sparkling mystical unicorn who comes up with the most repulsive… Read More »Superheroes Making Salads In The Kitchen
Nom On Food Porn
I’m really not one to gossip… I mean… Jimmy’s impotence and the fact that he still sleeps with a blankie (even though he just turned 35… Read More »Nom On Food Porn