I’m Ripping Off The Band-Aid And Asking
Look at you riding in on your SPARKLING regal white thoroughbred stallion… Oh wait… Is that just an obnoxiously stubborn braying gray mule? Well, whatever.… Read More »I’m Ripping Off The Band-Aid And Asking
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It’s Time For A Do Over
I am 10,000% POSITIVE that ALL OF YOU have wished at one point or another that you could “DO OVER” at least one crappy instance/decision/event… Read More »It’s Time For A Do Over
Reeling In The Truth: Can You Poach Fish In The Dishwasher?
Sureeeee… You may be OBSESSED with your spiralizer, your crockpot or even just your trusty toaster oven… But hopefully, most of you have come to… Read More »Reeling In The Truth: Can You Poach Fish In The Dishwasher?
HOT DOG! These Are Good!
The dog days of SUMMER… Woof. It’s a universal truth that… SUMMER… SOOOOOO hot right now. I bet those Jenner girls along with their ridiculously “caked”… Read More »HOT DOG! These Are Good!
Teenage Mutant Mint Chip Ice Cream
Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael would most certainly be exorbitantly flabbergasted by the absolute inventive brilliance I am about to reveal to you. That’s because the… Read More »Teenage Mutant Mint Chip Ice Cream
Superheroes Making Salads In The Kitchen
If duck-billed platypi could talk… They’d probably tell you that I am a Shetland pony-sized azure-colored sparkling mystical unicorn who comes up with the most repulsive… Read More »Superheroes Making Salads In The Kitchen