Getting Rid Of Leftovers Is Cake!
If you’re currently playing TETRIS with the leftovers you’ve acquired from your holiday feasts… Only to LOSE THE GAME… When you realize a few minutes… Read More »Getting Rid Of Leftovers Is Cake!
Food
Star Wars, The Cookie Force Is Strong
In two stomachs… Not too far away… Cookies. Lots of [GiGi-Diet Approved] cookies [all thanks to Andrea’s Protein Cakery**]. These stomachs… Both on the brink… Read More »Star Wars, The Cookie Force Is Strong
Chomping on CHOMPS!
Don’t you dare even TRY TO deny the fact that… Youâre CHOMPING at the BITÂ because you’re OVERLY EXCITEDÂ about what I am going to disclose to… Read More »Chomping on CHOMPS!
WTF DO YOU WANT?!
But seriously… What the fuck heck is on your holiday gift list. There is probably nothing worse than having NOT EVEN ONE TINY LITTLE IOTA… Read More »WTF DO YOU WANT?!
Supplying Power On The Set Of A Movie
3 slices nitrate-laced, sugar-cured honey baked ham 1 slice of chemically constructed pepper jack cheese 1 leaf from a head of watery iceberg lettuce All… Read More »Supplying Power On The Set Of A Movie
T-Rex Take Out, A Thanksgiving Appetizer
Hey YOU over there… Yep, I am talking to you… With that frozen 20 pounds turkey carcass wedged under your arm… That five-pound bag of yams slung… Read More »T-Rex Take Out, A Thanksgiving Appetizer