This “Hottie” Is Pretty Cool
Not to stir up any uncomfortable feelings… But I would like you to close your eyes for a second and picture this… (Close them after… Read More »This “Hottie” Is Pretty Cool
Gina The Trainer
Let’s Get Naked… And Eat Chicken “Chips”!
It’s time to get NAKED! Take it off… TAKE IT ALL OFF! I’m NOT kidding people… I wanna see you STRIP… YOUR DIET of deep… Read More »Let’s Get Naked… And Eat Chicken “Chips”!
“Meat” Your Valentine!
You know that song by Celine Dion that goes a little something like… Every night in my dreams… I see you. I feel you. Yeah,… Read More »“Meat” Your Valentine!
Hey Sexy Cookie, You’re Actually Just A Cutie!
Because I am one curious baby dolphin… I GOOGLE IMAGED the word CUTE to see EXACTLY what photos would be curated. Now the reason for this search… Read More »Hey Sexy Cookie, You’re Actually Just A Cutie!
I’m Ripping Off The Band-Aid And Asking
Look at you riding in on your SPARKLING regal white thoroughbred stallion… Oh wait… Is that just an obnoxiously stubborn braying gray mule? Well, whatever.… Read More »I’m Ripping Off The Band-Aid And Asking
Chinese Take Out, Made In
When your friends flake on plans like dandruff. When your Tinder date ghosts you even before you meet for the first time at that seedy… Read More »Chinese Take Out, Made In