Chomping on CHOMPS!
Don’t you dare even TRY TO deny the fact that… You’re CHOMPING at the BIT because you’re OVERLY EXCITED about what I am going to disclose to… Read More »Chomping on CHOMPS!
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WTF DO YOU WANT?!
But seriously… What the fuck heck is on your holiday gift list. There is probably nothing worse than having NOT EVEN ONE TINY LITTLE IOTA… Read More »WTF DO YOU WANT?!
Supplying Power On The Set Of A Movie
3 slices nitrate-laced, sugar-cured honey baked ham 1 slice of chemically constructed pepper jack cheese 1 leaf from a head of watery iceberg lettuce All… Read More »Supplying Power On The Set Of A Movie
T-Rex Take Out, A Thanksgiving Appetizer
Hey YOU over there… Yep, I am talking to you… With that frozen 20 pounds turkey carcass wedged under your arm… That five-pound bag of yams slung… Read More »T-Rex Take Out, A Thanksgiving Appetizer
The Unicorn of Pumpkin Pies
Recipe evolution is much like the game “Telephone”… Who else is now humming Lady Gaga’s song… SORRY! That recipe your mother or father passed down… Read More »The Unicorn of Pumpkin Pies
Lets Taco Bout BumbleBee Seafoods
There are innumerable annoyances in the world… As I know you’re aware… Such as… Not being able to scratch an inextinguishable itch WHEN. YOU. NEED.… Read More »Lets Taco Bout BumbleBee Seafoods