Fostering A Bold Snack
“I’d love a bite of you because you look like quite the tasty snack.” I kid you not… Someone has said this to me before.… Read More »Fostering A Bold Snack
High Protein
Have A Slice Of Air-Fried Birthday Cake… With Story Time!
Once upon a time… In a land known to some as WEASNOBITZVILLE… A towheaded, (apparently now) green-eyed imp of a babe was born… Via c-section.… Read More »Have A Slice Of Air-Fried Birthday Cake… With Story Time!
Chicken Smoothie: Don’t Be A Chicken, TRY IT!
I’d be lying if I told all of you that… I AM SMOOTH LIKE BUTTA in social situations… Or just in general. And we all… Read More »Chicken Smoothie: Don’t Be A Chicken, TRY IT!
Fon-Doing With PlantFusion
“How are you fon… Doing?” While this may sound like a cheesy pick-up line… I am quite confident that I did in fact get your attention… So really,… Read More »Fon-Doing With PlantFusion
Tara Reid Eats Too Many Creamsicles
Tara Reid and Creamsicles have a lot of similar not so sexy attributes… But to name just two… They’re both orange (most of the time)… And… They’re… Read More »Tara Reid Eats Too Many Creamsicles
What The Fudge?
Non-Organic, Non Grass-Fed, Non-Fat Milk… Ew… What the FUDGE! Maltodextrin… Der… What the FUDGE! Asparatame… Okay, SERIOUSLY… What the FUDGE! I am so over these… Read More »What The Fudge?