“Meat” Your Valentine!
You know that song by Celine Dion that goes a little something like… Every night in my dreams… I see you. I feel you. Yeah,… Read More »“Meat” Your Valentine!
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DON’T FORGET TO DO THIS…
Over the course of the past several months, I feel as though I have actually turned into what I eat… A SALMON! That’s because I have… Read More »DON’T FORGET TO DO THIS…
YOU TOTALLY WANT THIS STUFF… Don’t Lie! A Bizarrely Awesome Gift Guide!
When you cross out the ST from the word STUFF… You are left with the letters: UFF. And UFF is the noise I make when… Read More »YOU TOTALLY WANT THIS STUFF… Don’t Lie! A Bizarrely Awesome Gift Guide!
Hey Sexy Cookie, You’re Actually Just A Cutie!
Because I am one curious baby dolphin… I GOOGLE IMAGED the word CUTE to see EXACTLY what photos would be curated. Now the reason for this search… Read More »Hey Sexy Cookie, You’re Actually Just A Cutie!
Nacho Average B.R.I.S.K.E.T.
Basically Ready In Seconds (and) Kickin’ Every Tastebud Sure… You could probably come up with at least twenty billion (or more?) foods that can be ready in… Read More »Nacho Average B.R.I.S.K.E.T.
I’m GETTING MY VERY OWN GIRAFFE!
Yep. You read that correctly. So no point in making an appointment to get your eyes checked. Really, though… I am more just typing this… Read More »I’m GETTING MY VERY OWN GIRAFFE!