Victoria Beckham Needs This Natural Prozac!
You would think Victoria Beckham would be as happy as a clam; I mean have you SEEN her husband? Well I am full! Alas, she… Read More »Victoria Beckham Needs This Natural Prozac!
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Evil Weight Gain Doesn’t Stand a Chance!
Okay, be honest with me; who has had their FAT PANTS front and center in their closet since Halloween (4th of July?)? I mean holiday… Read More »Evil Weight Gain Doesn’t Stand a Chance!
A Thanksgiving Tale
Once upon a time, there was a TURKEY and a PILGRIM… While rummaging through the woods minding her own business, the turkey stumbled upon the… Read More »A Thanksgiving Tale
We’re Getting Chili!
Brrr! It’s cold outside… But man, it’s hot in here! Wait, where exactly? The Dude Food Cafe, of course! WELCOME! Today Whitney and I are… Read More »We’re Getting Chili!
It’s time to get SMART in the New Year
S: Make Your New Year Resolutions Specific… If Lindsay finally decides to give up the sauce, she needs to be extremely specific. Nix the cocaine… Read More »It’s time to get SMART in the New Year
Santa Claus, You Have Been Naughty!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!! Today, I, Santa Claus, have hijacked GiGi Eats Celebrities, while GiGi spends some time with her family… Nah, she’s probably… Read More »Santa Claus, You Have Been Naughty!