Recipe Redux: Lets Go Skinny Dipping!
I recently got in trouble with the law… Now while my parents aren’t exactly PROUD of me for this… I think I might actually hang… Read More »Recipe Redux: Lets Go Skinny Dipping!
Nicki Minaj
Gobble Up These Turbutkles!
Do you suffer from, Brumotactillophobia or… In other words: do you FLIP OUT if any food on your plate touches? Well then… The following (and then some) are not… Read More »Gobble Up These Turbutkles!
Bodacious Body Types!
An apple, a stalk of celery and a pear walk into a gym class… Nicki and I work out in the same kicks! The apple… Read More »Bodacious Body Types!
Donald Duck, It’s Time To Put Your Pants On
Indecent Exposure. X-Rated Displays. Salacious Exhibition. Pant-less in a Public Setting. These are problems/issues that have plagued American society for years. I must apologize in… Read More »Donald Duck, It’s Time To Put Your Pants On
White Candy Only
“Get me four bottles of the priciest champagne, eight packs of Chiclets, but only the pink pieces and nine and a half boxes of peanut… Read More »White Candy Only