Rethinking That Wiener
I feel EXTREMELY bad for cocktail weenies. They REEAALLLLYYY lost in the name department. Imagine if you met someone named Cocktail Weenie… The first thing… Read More »Rethinking That Wiener
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Chinese Take Out, Made In
When your friends flake on plans like dandruff. When your Tinder date ghosts you even before you meet for the first time at that seedy… Read More »Chinese Take Out, Made In
HOT DOG! These Are Good!
The dog days of SUMMER… Woof. It’s a universal truth that… SUMMER… SOOOOOO hot right now. I bet those Jenner girls along with their ridiculously “caked”… Read More »HOT DOG! These Are Good!
A-dory-bly FIN-TASTIC Favorite, Made At Home
This may come as a SHOCK but… When I go into the kitchen to conceive a recipe… I tend to act like Dory. You know…… Read More »A-dory-bly FIN-TASTIC Favorite, Made At Home
Teenage Mutant Mint Chip Ice Cream
Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael would most certainly be exorbitantly flabbergasted by the absolute inventive brilliance I am about to reveal to you. That’s because the… Read More »Teenage Mutant Mint Chip Ice Cream
Crushing On A Cuisine
I am absolutely in love with… Joe. He is insanely robust and tantalizing… HUBBA. HUBBA. You might be a bit taken aback by my aroused… Read More »Crushing On A Cuisine