I Was Poisoning Myself…
Over here in THE STATES… It’s full-on SPRINGTIME! And you know what that means!? Ladies… It’s time to start wearing bras and shaving your legs again…… Read More »I Was Poisoning Myself…
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Superheroes Making Salads In The Kitchen
If duck-billed platypi could talk… They’d probably tell you that I am a Shetland pony-sized azure-colored sparkling mystical unicorn who comes up with the most repulsive… Read More »Superheroes Making Salads In The Kitchen
Nom On Food Porn
I’m really not one to gossip… I mean… Jimmy’s impotence and the fact that he still sleeps with a blankie (even though he just turned 35… Read More »Nom On Food Porn
We’re “Pretty Happy” About These Recipe!
What if I told you that the Food Pervert and I went to a star-studded Hollywood event the other night… Where we chatted with the… Read More »We’re “Pretty Happy” About These Recipe!
You’ll Flip Over These Sweet Pancake Recipes!
I ran into an “arch nemesis”* I’ve had, since I was running around in Huggies, the other day at the grocery store. Literally… Ran into.… Read More »You’ll Flip Over These Sweet Pancake Recipes!
Avocados Get Brownie Points
Riddle me this… What’s dark brown… Moist… And can be rather dense. Really… Did your mind REALLY… Just go there. HOW OLD ARE YOU?! Let’s… Read More »Avocados Get Brownie Points