Gobble Up These Turbutkles!
Do you suffer from, Brumotactillophobia or… In other words: do you FLIP OUT if any food on your plate touches? Well then… The following (and then some) are not… Read More »Gobble Up These Turbutkles!
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Tara Reid Eats Too Many Creamsicles
Tara Reid and Creamsicles have a lot of similar not so sexy attributes… But to name just two… They’re both orange (most of the time)… And… They’re… Read More »Tara Reid Eats Too Many Creamsicles
The Fit and Funny Foodies Battle It Out Blender Style
OKAY: Be completely honest with me… Who here has binge-watched on The Food Network channel? Hopefully you didn’t also binge on Guy Fieri’s “Cin-ful Peach Cobbler”… Read More »The Fit and Funny Foodies Battle It Out Blender Style
What The Fudge?
Non-Organic, Non Grass-Fed, Non-Fat Milk… Ew… What the FUDGE! Maltodextrin… Der… What the FUDGE! Asparatame… Okay, SERIOUSLY… What the FUDGE! I am so over these… Read More »What The Fudge?
Have Some Balls on Your Birthday!
There seems to be an immature joke running through the BLOGGY-WORLD… All about: BALLS!* (Ahem… Lindsay… Laura…) *Do you notice the color of the word balls… And THIS is… Read More »Have Some Balls on Your Birthday!
WTF Are They Made Of, Healthy Doughnuts
I GOT A NEW JOB! BUT THEN I GOT FIRED… I was hired to be the newest baker at one of the Dunkin Donuts franchises… Read More »WTF Are They Made Of, Healthy Doughnuts