I Burned Down The Kitchen…
As the title of this post states… I burned down the kitchen. At least according to the OH SO CHARMING Mr. Ashworth… I did. And.… Read More »I Burned Down The Kitchen…
Unhealthy
One Smart Cookie… In MINT Condition
WARNING: If a Girl Scout ever showed up at my door and tried to sell me boxes of cookies… I would open-palm face push her off… Read More »One Smart Cookie… In MINT Condition
Rollin’ With These Spring Rolls
I am about to KICK this OFF by BLINDSIDING you. I do not FULLY BACK football. I know this information is rather BLITZ-ing because last… Read More »Rollin’ With These Spring Rolls
Rethinking That Wiener
I feel EXTREMELY bad for cocktail weenies. They REEAALLLLYYY lost in the name department. Imagine if you met someone named Cocktail Weenie… The first thing… Read More »Rethinking That Wiener
I Was Poisoning Myself…
Over here in THE STATES… It’s full-on SPRINGTIME! And you know what that means!? Ladies… It’s time to start wearing bras and shaving your legs again…… Read More »I Was Poisoning Myself…
Attacking The Snack… This Junk Foodie Taste Tests “Healthy” Snacks
There is no doubt in my mind that when you wander through the aisles of your local grocery store… You wonder if… You’ll see a completely… Read More »Attacking The Snack… This Junk Foodie Taste Tests “Healthy” Snacks