Travel While Also Quarantining Yourself At Home
I was bitten by a bug recently and the symptoms of said bug bite have been getting progressively worse. Before any of you start worrying… Read More »Travel While Also Quarantining Yourself At Home
Vianessa Castanos
HOLY MACKEREL! You’re Going To Need A DRINK For This One
Hey there, puddin’… Thanks for stopping on by. How ’bout I fix you a drink. Somethin’ STRONG, perhaps? Now when I say STRONG, I mean,… Read More »HOLY MACKEREL! You’re Going To Need A DRINK For This One
I’m Ripping Off The Band-Aid And Asking
Look at you riding in on your SPARKLING regal white thoroughbred stallion… Oh wait… Is that just an obnoxiously stubborn braying gray mule? Well, whatever.… Read More »I’m Ripping Off The Band-Aid And Asking
Teenage Mutant Mint Chip Ice Cream
Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael would most certainly be exorbitantly flabbergasted by the absolute inventive brilliance I am about to reveal to you. That’s because the… Read More »Teenage Mutant Mint Chip Ice Cream
(Not A) Fashion Faux Pas-ta Puttanesca
My kitchen resembles that of a ZOO most of the time… So it was almost MANDATORY that I be invited to a prescreening of the new… Read More »(Not A) Fashion Faux Pas-ta Puttanesca
Notsa Carbonara
Have you ever been caught in a treacherous F-5 tornado filled with hail the size of pick-up trucks, hungry great white sharks, sharp machetes, an angry… Read More »Notsa Carbonara