HOT DOG! These Are Good!
The dog days of SUMMER… Woof. It’s a universal truth that… SUMMER… SOOOOOO hot right now. I bet those Jenner girls along with their ridiculously “caked”… Read More »HOT DOG! These Are Good!
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A-dory-bly FIN-TASTIC Favorite, Made At Home
This may come as a SHOCK but… When I go into the kitchen to conceive a recipe… I tend to act like Dory. You know…… Read More »A-dory-bly FIN-TASTIC Favorite, Made At Home
Beast Mode: The Literal Meaning
BLUE WHALES… PYGMY SHREWS… STAR-NOSED MOLES and… HUMMINGBIRDS… Yep. All of these animals are my appetite’s doppelganger. Blue Whales devour roughly 1.5 million calories a day. Pygmy… Read More »Beast Mode: The Literal Meaning
Teenage Mutant Mint Chip Ice Cream
Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael would most certainly be exorbitantly flabbergasted by the absolute inventive brilliance I am about to reveal to you. That’s because the… Read More »Teenage Mutant Mint Chip Ice Cream
Crushing On A Cuisine
I am absolutely in love with… Joe. He is insanely robust and tantalizing… HUBBA. HUBBA. You might be a bit taken aback by my aroused… Read More »Crushing On A Cuisine
I Was Poisoning Myself…
Over here in THE STATES… It’s full-on SPRINGTIME! And you know what that means!? Ladies… It’s time to start wearing bras and shaving your legs again…… Read More »I Was Poisoning Myself…