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My White Stallion To The Rescue

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You know that scenario in fairy tales where a princess is “helpless” until a rather fetching character rides in on a robust white stallion?

Shrek and Donkey sexy looking

Well, what if I told you that I live said fairy tale…

OKAY-YEAH-THATS-ME

Every. Single. Morning.

Eh… Except in my plotline… The fetching character only arrives AFTER the brawny white stallion as come to my rescue… And has zero part in “saving” me.

woody cowboy toy story

You see… The robust white stallion is the true hero in my situation… With it’s Taurine, Panax Ginseng, L-Carnitine L-Tartrate… And of course, it’s Caffeine… Carrying me through any obstacles standing in my way.

SHREK DONKEY NOBLE STEED

Are you catching on to the fact that… This robust white stallion of mine isn’t actually a horse? It is, however, robust, I will have you know!

To get the low down on what I am actually referring to…

You’ll have to watch my latest YouTube video… All about my white steed and explaining why he’s just so powerful!

WHAT’S INSIDE A MONSTER ENERGY ZERO ULTRA

AND WHY I DON’T FEEL GUILTY ABOUT DRINKING ONE A DAY

what's inside a monster energy zero ultra

SO TELL ME…

  • What’s the first beverage you sip in the morning?
  • Energy drinks, do you love them or hate them?
  • If you do in fact drink these drinks, which one is your favorite and why?
  • Do you care about the sugar content in the foods/beverages you’re eating?
  • Are you a morning person?
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