It’s time to get NAKED!
Take it off… TAKE IT ALL OFF!
I’m NOT kidding people… I wanna see you STRIP…
YOUR DIET of deep fried food… That is.
You thought I was being some kind of creepy pervert now, didn’t you?!
If I wanted to see some T & A… And THE D… I could easily search #fitness on Instagram.
Instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram photos of people fishing for compliments though…
I’m here… Trying to “chip away” at your fried food habit.
Speaking of CHIPS… Quit it with those… Well, unless you GoWise with them!
And when I say GoWise… I mean, chow down to your hearts HAPPY content on air-fried chips (and food in general).
About 8 months ago… I only know this because I was married 7 months ago… I was randomly wide-awake one evening… #weddingadrenaline… Thus I turned to the TV to “sing me a soothing lullaby”… But there was a little miscommunication between us.
Because… For some reason… The channel that the TV was set to prior to shutting it off the last time… Was playing a very interesting INFOMERCIAL…
About hot air circulating in a weird alien pod-like contraption that does some crazy voodoo shit to food.
And… THE REST IS HISTORY… Well, I guess my future too because I can’t stop and WON’T stop with this gizmo.
While I didn’t ACTUALLY pick up the phone and call RIGHT THEN… Although if I did, I would have received the free cookbook and a set of pot holders and tongs…
This doohickey wound up being the first item on my husband and my Amazon wedding registry.
And when we received it… I basically peed my pants out of extreme excitement.
According to my husband… I make the best French Fries he has ever had.
You better believe I put the imaginary trophy he gave me on our fireplace mantle, like a boss!
By the way… You should all act like bosses and GET NAKED.
Yep! I am back to being a “creeper”… Because this apparatus helps you do JUST THAT.
I mean… Gina the Trainer and I STRIPPED this week… As we transformed Taco Bell’s NEW “NAKED” Chicken Chips… Into ACTUALLY NAKED CHICKEN “CHIPS”… Because THE BELL’S recipe has about 40 ingredients… And it’s DEEP FRIED.
Watch Gina and I TAKE IT OFF… TAKE IT ALL OFF… With the GoWise Air Fryer… So you can easily follow suit!
TACO BELL NAKED CHICKEN CHIPS… MADE PALEO-APPROVED!
- 2 LBS Chicken Tenderloins
- 3 – 4 CUPS (for dredging) Coconut Flour
- 2 Whole Eggs
- 2 TBS Paprika
- 1 – 2 TSP Seasoned Salt
- 1 – 2 TSP Pepper
- 1 TBS Butter-Flavored Coconut Oil, optional
- Sugar-Free Hummus and/or BBQ sauce and/or Ketchup, optional
Get Hammered & Beat Your Meat…
- Crack two eggs into a bowl and whisk together.
- Pour coconut flour in a shallow dish and season it with salt, pepper, and paprika.
- HAMMER your chicken completely flat with a hammer (like Gina and I did) or… You can use your meat mallet.
- Cut your chicken into chip shapes with kitchen scissors.
- Bath your pieces of chicken in the eggs, dredge in the seasoned coconut flour and then place in your air fryer.
- When all the chicken is in the air fryer, pour 1 – 2 TBS coconut oil over the chicken and season a bit more with salt and pepper.
- And then… Let the alien pod work its sorcery!
SO TELL ME…
- Have you ever used an air fryer before?
- What’s your favorite thing to fry?
- Have you ever caught yourself binge watching infomercials?
- Are you currently “naked”?
- What does your significant other (or family members) think is the best thing you can cook/bake?