Chinese Take Out, Made In

Chinese Take-Out, Made In

When your friends flake on plans like dandruff. When your Tinder date ghosts you even before you meet for the first time at that seedy bar. When your boss’s bitchy minion sucks as being a human being. When your husband plans poker night with the boys on your anniversary (THANK GOODNESS you can return that uncomfortably promiscuous strappy body suit, am I right?). When your wife still goes for pedicures and manicures with the girls even though you gifted her with [Read On!]

Supplying Power On The Set Of A Movie

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3 slices nitrate-laced, sugar-cured honey baked ham 1 slice of chemically constructed pepper jack cheese 1 leaf from a head of watery iceberg lettuce All smothered with creamy yellow mustard And sandwiched between two slices of processed white death flour bread This is most certainly NOT the latest healthy recipe I am sharing with you here on GiGi Eats Celebrities… This is actually the contents of what makes up the 1/2 eaten, health-robbing sandwich sitting on the center island of [Read On!]

Saint Patrick’s Day: Rolling Up a Specialty

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 I’m Tater McMuffin. Without GiGi knowing, I hacked onto her blog because I wanted to introduce the latest DUDE FOOD video all by my… wee little self. After all, I am a dude, albeit, short, but a dude nonetheless, and I love what she and Whitney cooked up this go-round. They certainly had a whale of a time in the kitchen too, I might add! So what on earth did they two lassies cócaireacht (excuse me, cook)? Well, after they [Read On!]

Angelina Jolie and Kale: Separated At Birth

Angelina Jolie is smoking hot

This might come as a huge shock to you but Angelina Jolie and Kale are related…             How exactly? Well… It all started when the earth condensed from a cloud of gas and rock in the solar system…. Or maybe you like to believe that the world was created in seven days by God…? Okay, to make a LONGGGGGGG story short (and less controversial), why don’t you just watch the latest GiGi Eats video! Anyone [Read On!]

So Hungry You Could Eat A…

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Have you ever been so hungry that… Your shoe, your car bumper… The designs on a rug… Made you drool? I’m about to bite your hand off if you don’t give me that treat right NOW! You’re definitely not alone if you too envision a fluffy cinnamon roll as you stare at your bed comforter when you’re “starving”.              =             Imagine napping on a pile of cinnamon rolls? The problem is, is that people do not plan ahead. By [Read On!]

Come On Down To The BBQ

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Celebrities… they’re just like us! They like to… Shovel mashed potatoes and chicken burgers into their traps. Mashed Potato Calories (1 cup): 200 Chicken Burger Calories: 325 (includes bun, tomato & lettuce) Risk dripping relish, ketchup and mustard all over themselves as they lick condiments off their hot dogs before actually eating the dog (hey, if I were once a vegetarian, I’d savor the taste of my sausage too). Hot Dog (Beef) Calories: 220 (includes bun) Nibble on the rind [Read On!]