Avocados Get Brownie Points

Bitchin Brownie Blondie Hybrid

Riddle me this… What’s dark brown… Moist… And can be rather dense. Really… Did your mind REALLY… Just go there. HOW OLD ARE YOU?! Let’s practice some maturity people! So no. I am NOT talking about THAT. Get your mind out of the shitter. Literally? Now while you have probably completely lost your appetite at this point, thinking about… Well… YOU KNOW… I am going to try my best to bring it on back! Did that help? Eh, you’re probably now [Read On!]

The Unicorn of Pumpkin Pies

white-pumpkin-pumpkin-pie-unicorn-pie

Recipe evolution is much like the game “Telephone”… Who else is now humming Lady Gaga’s song… SORRY! That recipe your mother or father passed down to you; may not be anything close to what the original recipe was. Great Grandma Gladice’s stick to your ribs stuffing very well may have included ham hocks way back when she was introduced to it, but her recipe you now make for your friends and family contains chicken feet instead. The same can be [Read On!]

A Pie That Will Make You Cream

Strawberry-Pie

Pumpkin called me bitching the other day… He’s apparently straight up exhausted from being used. Used in pies, lattes, cookies, waffles, soups, chips, dips, sauces, cakes… EVERYTHING. Perhaps Pumpkin needs a pumpkin energy bar…?  Har… Har…  My advice to him: “SUCK IT UP [pumpkin] CUPCAKE! It’s only the end of September… If you’re already feeling HOLLOW now… You’re going to be one BITTER MELON come November… And no one wants a SOUR PIE!” Clearly I am extremely sympathetic and supportive (and the [Read On!]

Tara Reid Eats Too Many Creamsicles

Yay for healthy creamsicles!

Tara Reid and Creamsicles have a lot of similar not so sexy attributes… But to name just two… They’re both orange (most of the time)… And… They’re both full of artificial chemicals and ingredients. Sorry Tara, I just couldn’t resist. If the saying, “you are what you eat” is true… Then Tara must be subsisting solely on Creamsicles (okay, and maybe Cheetos as well). Sadly, I don’t think I will be able to save Tara from her demons, however, all is not lost for the [Read On!]

Enjoy These Bananas on a Hammock

Frozen Chocolate Dipped Bananas

Every single time I think about bananas, I think about banana hammocks. Have I ever mentioned that my mind is ALWAYS in the gutter? Because THIS is what a banana hammock REALLY is… I should just live in the sewer with the Ninja Turtles. I would probably marry Splinter… Because I like my men harry?? And we would have some cute rat babies… OKAY… Getting off track. And since when are rats cute? Bananas also remind me of high school sex [Read On!]

Have Some Balls on Your Birthday!

Healthy Cake Ball and GiGi Dubois

There seems to be an immature joke running through the BLOGGY-WORLD… All about: BALLS!* (Ahem… Lindsay… Laura…) *Do you notice the color of the word balls…  And THIS is how I act when there are balls in my food hole… You would think men flock to me because of my adoration… However they actually flee because as you can see, I BITE. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! OKAY: ENOUGH WITH THE INAPPROPRIATE-NESS GIGI, common! AFTER ALL, IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY WEEK…  Which [Read On!]

WTF Are They Made Of, Healthy Doughnuts

Dunkin' Donuts GiGi

I GOT A NEW JOB! BUT THEN I GOT FIRED… I was hired to be the newest baker at one of the Dunkin Donuts franchises right smack in the middle of Los Angeles…. My parents are just so proud. I witnessed plenty of “healthy” celebrities throw their diets in the paper shredder! He has an addictive personality…. However, I too just kept eating the merchandise… So the job, lasted… Two days. If you just believed the above… Then you clearly [Read On!]

Gluten-Free: Not You Too Santa!

GiGi Dubois Elf

While this time of year might be all JOLLY OLLY OLLY… I do however, have some rather unfortunate news to disclose. And yes, it’s worse than finding out “stick her nose up your booty” Aunty Marie is crashing the festivities this season. GAG ME WITH A SPOON! Not Auntie Marie! In a few years time… Santa Claus may not actually be coming to town. WHAT!? Let me explain. You see, Santa is suffering from multiple ailments including diabetes, congestive heart [Read On!]