Chinese Take Out, Made In

Chinese Take-Out, Made In

When your friends flake on plans like dandruff. When your Tinder date ghosts you even before you meet for the first time at that seedy bar. When your boss’s bitchy minion sucks as being a human being. When your husband plans poker night with the boys on your anniversary (THANK GOODNESS you can return that uncomfortably promiscuous strappy body suit, am I right?). When your wife still goes for pedicures and manicures with the girls even though you gifted her with [Read On!]

Making Meatzas With Molly Sims

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So you think supermodels don’t eat. HOWEVER…  That FORK is WORKING IT into Kate Moss‘s mouth! Tyra Banks is MAKING LOVE to the Twinkie… Alessandra Ambrosio is “tearing the sheet” out of those fries and steak! The Food Pervert and I… Auditioning for the next Carl’s Jr ad? Clearly… Supermodels eat. Wait… You didn’t know Pervy and I are supermodels? Were you born yesterday?  Tee He He. Welp… I guess if you were… Then I am going to have to introduce you [Read On!]

Chomping on CHOMPS!

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Don’t you dare even TRY TO deny the fact that… You’re CHOMPING at the BIT because you’re OVERLY EXCITED about what I am going to disclose to you today… Okay… Lemme quit flattering myself because perhaps you’re really just PUMPED… Thanks to the fact that a few days off from work are JUST around the corner! You most likely STUMBLED upon the latest GiGi Eats as you were… Daydreaming about festive sugar cookies dancing their way into your mouth… Looking at my holiday gift guide because THAT person [Read On!]

T-Rex Take Out, A Thanksgiving Appetizer

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Hey YOU over there… Yep, I am talking to you… With that frozen 20 pounds turkey carcass wedged under your arm… That five-pound bag of yams slung over your shoulder… And those stalks of Brussels sprouts sticking out of your grocery bag like samurai swords… I just wanted to let you know that it looks like you may have sat on one of your bags filled with cranberries because your butt is a slightly purplish red hue. Well now that you have [Read On!]

You Won’t Be Waffling Over This!

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We tend to waffle over a lot of things… Such as: Whether or not we… Relate more to Batman, Superman or Spiderman Want the soup or salad with the lunch combo at the deli down the street… Screw it, you’re probably going for the French Fries… Should chance driving another hour even though the fuel gauge of your car says “I AM STARVING FOR GAS!” Or even… Need the vintage Led Zeppelin T-Shirt that’s being sold on eBay for $10,000. Trust [Read On!]

Getting Stuffed With Brad Gouthro

Paleo Stuffed Bell Pepper

Today… I DID NOT cook up a stud muffin… Instead… I called one in for delivery… Sorry Digiorno! And… THIS flavor of STUD MUFFIN arrived at my door! The Brad Gouthro flavor! Also included in my order, other than the muffin of course: 200 paleo friendly recipes Ground grass-fed beef Tomato paste Circus tricks And… Huge biceps  Lets just say I tipped EXTRA for this scrumptious delivery. When Brad came over though, he told me that I could not “eat” this muffin until…. I [Read On!]

Notsa Carbonara

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Have you ever been caught in a treacherous F-5 tornado filled with hail the size of pick-up trucks, hungry great white sharks, sharp machetes, an angry and drunk Chris Brown and the father of all monsters in Greek Mythology: Typhon? Well if you can believe it, my parents had to endure such harsh conditions on a near daily basis until I was about 14 years old, when they “slayed the beast” or in other words: sent me to boarding school. These [Read On!]

Saint Patrick’s Day: Rolling Up a Specialty

Beef wrapped in cabbage

 I’m Tater McMuffin. Without GiGi knowing, I hacked onto her blog because I wanted to introduce the latest DUDE FOOD video all by my… wee little self. After all, I am a dude, albeit, short, but a dude nonetheless, and I love what she and Whitney cooked up this go-round. They certainly had a whale of a time in the kitchen too, I might add! So what on earth did they two lassies cócaireacht (excuse me, cook)? Well, after they [Read On!]

You’ll Frittata Over This Heart-y Dish!

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Nip. Tuck. Hide. Strap Down. Contour. Shade. Stretch. Tighten. Let me guess… When you think of these words you immediately envision the “glamorous” world of Hollywood, the land of “bake and fake”. Or maybe you just envision plastic wrap? It’s as if people in Hollywood, walk into an easy bake oven and pop out 30 seconds later completely transformed into something they really hoped would be good, except wound up looking and “tasting” like complete and utter…. [fill in the [Read On!]

So Hungry You Could Eat A…

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Have you ever been so hungry that… Your shoe, your car bumper… The designs on a rug… Made you drool? I’m about to bite your hand off if you don’t give me that treat right NOW! You’re definitely not alone if you too envision a fluffy cinnamon roll as you stare at your bed comforter when you’re “starving”.              =             Imagine napping on a pile of cinnamon rolls? The problem is, is that people do not plan ahead. By [Read On!]

That’s One Hot Dog! GiGi Eats Groceries

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Ball Park Franks. Sausages. Frankfurter. All of these words are synonymous with calorie loaded lard explosives. Luckily the hot dog gods (AKA Applegate Farms) heard my (or perhaps our) pleas and decided to appease me/us by making healthy dogs! That’s right, HEALTHY hot dogs! Hey Sexy Face!  Grass-fed and grass-finished red meat is far healthier for you than the grain-fed red meats you usually stumble upon in your local grocery store. In order to make sure you’re purchasing the grass-fed [Read On!]