Will He Swallow? A Protein Powder Taste Test…

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There are plenty of fish in the sea. Or so the saying goes. THANKFULLY and LUCKILY I can now say that on my last fishing trip… I hooked me a biggie. Photo by Cary Pennington And we all know at this point how much I LOVE fish! Now this same cliche… That gives all single men and women a twinge of hope, that they won’t wind up yelling at noisy hoodlums and retiring in Florida alone, as they cast their [Read On!]

Crushing On A Cuisine

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I am absolutely in love with… Joe. He is insanely robust and tantalizing… HUBBA. HUBBA. You might be a bit taken aback by my aroused confession (and possibly confused by the swirling hunk of awesome above) considering at this point you probably all know that I have a fella in my life that ain’t your average Joe… He’s wayyyyyyyy above average But don’t be… Because he and I have a very open relationship… WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD that is! [Read On!]

What It’s Like To Run A Marathon Without Training AT ALL

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My giraffe (read: fiance) is bat-shit crazy but I adore him more than salmon skin. Yep. I said it… Wait… Wait… Can I have both… Yes? PHEW! Thank GOD! He’s the type of guy that… When he wants something… He immediately goes after it… If only you knew “our story”… And below is just one such example of how SPUR OF THE MOMENT my “never a dull moment” fiance is… I ran a marathon with absolutely no training. I also [Read On!]

Attacking The Snack… This Junk Foodie Taste Tests “Healthy” Snacks

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There is no doubt in my mind that when you wander through the aisles of your local grocery store… You wonder if… You’ll see a completely HAMMERED Tony the Tiger juggling bananas while jumping on a trampoline. Oh wait… Just me? But in all “seriousness”… You probably ponder… Whether or not that bag of eye-catching chocolate covered “skinny” popcorn is actually tasty… If you should risk it and buy that fruit and grain no-mess snack for the moments when you’re stuck in traffic [Read On!]

WTF DO YOU WANT?!

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But seriously… What the fuck heck is on your holiday gift list. There is probably nothing worse than having NOT EVEN ONE TINY LITTLE IOTA OF AN IDEA as to what to get your significant other, family member or even just your friend (yes, this is even worse than having explosive diarrhea for 10 straight days…)… As a gift. I mean… After all, these are the people you’re suppose to know more than anyone else… Right? Well shit. If they’re CLAIMING they [Read On!]

Supplying Power On The Set Of A Movie

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3 slices nitrate-laced, sugar-cured honey baked ham 1 slice of chemically constructed pepper jack cheese 1 leaf from a head of watery iceberg lettuce All smothered with creamy yellow mustard And sandwiched between two slices of processed white death flour bread This is most certainly NOT the latest healthy recipe I am sharing with you here on GiGi Eats Celebrities… This is actually the contents of what makes up the 1/2 eaten, health-robbing sandwich sitting on the center island of [Read On!]

This Chick Gets A Makeover: Chick-Fil-A

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Who here craves… Monosodium glutamate mixed with some moist tapioca dextrin and succulent dimethylpolysiloxane… Piled high with… TBHQ, ammonium sulfate, liquid yeast, palm kernel oil, cheese culture, oleoresin and caramel color… Oh and lettuce, yes, lettuce too… But of course. Um. Didn’t your grade-school chemistry professor tell you to NOT ingest any chemicals? Then why in DA FAK are so many FOAMING at the mouth for the juicy poison I described above? Think about this…. Wanting to nosh on that [Read On!]