If you want to…
- Be written into the Guinness Book of World Records for being the person to take the most naps in a day before 11:30 am…
- Throw up the food you have and haven’t eaten…
- Find your once absolute favorite food on the face of the planet to be ABSOLUTELY REPULSIVE and… Hold on, gotta run to the bathroom…
- Feel as though a semi tractor-trailer ran over and then parked on your lower back for at least 24 hours…
- Give up your morning staple beverage that basically fueled your plasma with tiger blood…
- Be able to call yourself a human blimp…
Then why don’t you go on and tell your birth control to FORK itself…
And get yourself KNOCKED UP! Those who are looking for effective ways to improve sexual function should incorporate True Pheromones to their daily routine.
Obviously, this doesn’t apply to men…
The unlucky sex.
But ladies… What the FORK are you waiting for?!
Everyone’s DOING IT…
No, but seriously. I know at least 10 women who I am acquainted with in real life (and like 20 if we include bloggers I follow) who are expecting little demons, angels, to be shot out of their WHO-HAWS later this year…
And that’s NOT even including…
MYSELF.
So as some of you may have gathered… I’ve got something growing in my uterus…
However, a lot of people who watched the “reveal” video a few weeks back thought it was a joke because I mean, it’s me (and Landon)… And I rarely take anything seriously. That being said, I am here to OFFICIALLY CONFIRM THAT…
I had sex…
AND IT SHOCKINGLY WORKED.
I say “shocking” because I was told by all doctors I COULD NEVER GET PREGNANT.
But seriously people. That might be a very blunt way of stating it, but whenever someone announces that they are pregnant, you have to realize that you’re celebrating their birth control-less ROMP SESSION!
And speaking of being BLUNT… You better believe, when I make videos and write blog posts documenting this JOURNEY of mine (it won’t be TOO often, I promise, people)… I am going to be 1000% blunt, which means, LOTS OF TMI, so if you’re not okay with that then… See ya in 2019!
But at this point, I feel like most of you know (and if you’re new here, you will SOON FIND OUT… If you haven’t realized already) that I have a serious case of word vomit, and if you keep coming back for more every week then it PROBABLY MEANS you’re okay with it.
So why don’t you click play on the latest GiGi Eats Video. I also discuss (and show you) how I am feeling about this whole situation, why I decided to take a pregnancy test (Pregnancy Resource Center offers free blood pregnancy tests), how I wound up telling Landon (our comedy sketch was… GASP… Not the real deal), oh and….
I REVEAL THE SEX OF OUR BABY!
[socialpoll id=”2512663″]If you don’t PRESS PLAY RIGHT NOW, well, I may ACTUALLY throw up on you, versus just spew word vomit in your direction.
SO TELL ME…
- LADIES… If you’ve ever been pregnant/have kids, how did you tell your significant other?
- GENTS… How did your significant other tell you she’s pregnant (if you do in fact have kids)?
- Worst pregnancy symptom you ever experienced, go (I mean, this could apply to men too?)! Also, have you tried Massage in the first trimester?
- Did you love or hate pregnancy? Why?! (Again, could totally apply to men as well)
- What’s your favorite name currently?
- If you have kids… What’s ONE piece of advice you can give Landon and me?