Come Squash Balls With Me!
I want to tell you about the first love of my life… From what feels like many eons ago… Although, it really wasn’t eons ago because… Read More »Come Squash Balls With Me!
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Fall’s Pumpkins Have Me Quite Excited
I feel like a 12-year-old boy right now. Not because I cut my hair super short recently. But because my PREMATURE EXCITEMENT can barely be… Read More »Fall’s Pumpkins Have Me Quite Excited
When a Vegetarian & Carnivore Eat… At a Paleo-Inspired Restaurant
ONE OF my best friends on the face of this earth (I have a few on Mars too?) is Yelp. He is always full of… Read More »When a Vegetarian & Carnivore Eat… At a Paleo-Inspired Restaurant
Will This Model… Eat These Meals?
Model meals. We all assume those types of meals typically consist of carrot sticks and a Dulcolax pill. Mmmm… Sounds like a tasty treat to… Read More »Will This Model… Eat These Meals?
One Smart Cookie… In MINT Condition
WARNING: If a Girl Scout ever showed up at my door and tried to sell me boxes of cookies… I would open-palm face push her off… Read More »One Smart Cookie… In MINT Condition
Have A Slice Of Air-Fried Birthday Cake… With Story Time!
Once upon a time… In a land known to some as WEASNOBITZVILLE… A towheaded, (apparently now) green-eyed imp of a babe was born… Via c-section.… Read More »Have A Slice Of Air-Fried Birthday Cake… With Story Time!