Let’s Get Toasted and Smash
Remember when you used to celebrate Valentine’s Day in grade school? You used to dedicate at least a half a day (FORK YES! NO MATH… Read More »Let’s Get Toasted and Smash
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You’re About To Get Poked
Los Angeles is like one of those random weirdos that thinks it’s cute to POKE you on Facebook. However, unlike those randos… Los Angeles ALWAYS… Read More »You’re About To Get Poked
Fall In Love With These Sugar & Dairy-Free Recipes
“Summer love”. Yeah. Fuck that shit. I HATE SUMMER as you may have gathered from my last two blog updates! It’s hot. It’s uncomfortable. It’s… Read More » Fall In Love With These Sugar & Dairy-Free Recipes
Orange Is The New Black… In The Kitchen Too
I have established in the past that I am just one BIG fashion fuck no. Or in other words… I have no idea what’s “in”… Read More »Orange Is The New Black… In The Kitchen Too
I’m Ripping Off The Band-Aid And Asking
Look at you riding in on your SPARKLING regal white thoroughbred stallion… Oh wait… Is that just an obnoxiously stubborn braying gray mule? Well, whatever.… Read More »I’m Ripping Off The Band-Aid And Asking
Gobble Up This “Plucking AVOCONTROL” Recipe
Want to play a game… GAH! I just gave myself the heebie-jeebies! Any who… The below “game” does not consist of puzzles and riddles in order… Read More »Gobble Up This “Plucking AVOCONTROL” Recipe