One Smart Cookie… In MINT Condition
WARNING: If a Girl Scout ever showed up at my door and tried to sell me boxes of cookies… I would open-palm face push her off… Read More »One Smart Cookie… In MINT Condition
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Have A Slice Of Air-Fried Birthday Cake… With Story Time!
Once upon a time… In a land known to some as WEASNOBITZVILLE… A towheaded, (apparently now) green-eyed imp of a babe was born… Via c-section.… Read More »Have A Slice Of Air-Fried Birthday Cake… With Story Time!
Let’s Get Naked… And Eat Chicken “Chips”!
It’s time to get NAKED! Take it off… TAKE IT ALL OFF! I’m NOT kidding people… I wanna see you STRIP… YOUR DIET of deep… Read More »Let’s Get Naked… And Eat Chicken “Chips”!
Orange Is The New Black… In The Kitchen Too
I have established in the past that I am just one BIG fashion fuck no. Or in other words… I have no idea what’s “in”… Read More »Orange Is The New Black… In The Kitchen Too
Not So Crummy… Paleo “Everything Bagel” Bread
There are millions of benefits that transpire from blogging… But one of my favorites… Making new friends. Over the span of my blogging (or wait, BLOBBING)… Read More »Not So Crummy… Paleo “Everything Bagel” Bread
Vegan, Sugar & Nut-Free Ice “Cream” Worth The Brain Free
Horseradish and blue cheese ice cream studded with candied maple bacon and lobster topped with fois gras and drizzled with turkey gravy. Get the fuck out… Read More »Vegan, Sugar & Nut-Free Ice “Cream” Worth The Brain Free