You’re About To Get Poked
Los Angeles is like one of those random weirdos that thinks it’s cute to POKE you on Facebook. However, unlike those randos… Los Angeles ALWAYS… Read More »You’re About To Get Poked
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HOLY MACKEREL! You’re Going To Need A DRINK For This One
Hey there, puddin’… Thanks for stopping on by. How ’bout I fix you a drink. Somethin’ STRONG, perhaps? Now when I say STRONG, I mean,… Read More »HOLY MACKEREL! You’re Going To Need A DRINK For This One
Fall In Love With These Sugar & Dairy-Free Recipes
“Summer love”. Yeah. Fuck that shit. I HATE SUMMER as you may have gathered from my last two blog updates! It’s hot. It’s uncomfortable. It’s… Read More » Fall In Love With These Sugar & Dairy-Free Recipes
Come Squash Balls With Me!
I want to tell you about the first love of my life… From what feels like many eons ago… Although, it really wasn’t eons ago because… Read More »Come Squash Balls With Me!
Fall’s Pumpkins Have Me Quite Excited
I feel like a 12-year-old boy right now. Not because I cut my hair super short recently. But because my PREMATURE EXCITEMENT can barely be… Read More »Fall’s Pumpkins Have Me Quite Excited
Will This Model… Eat These Meals?
Model meals. We all assume those types of meals typically consist of carrot sticks and a Dulcolax pill. Mmmm… Sounds like a tasty treat to… Read More »Will This Model… Eat These Meals?